Things I Should Have Taught My Children: Tea and Toast Edition
* When buttering toast, the butter must go on the side with the maximum surface area. Every slice of bread has one if you look close enough.
* When making tea from a teabag, the boiling water must be poured OVER THE BAG. DO NOT dunk the bag into the cooling water, diner waitresses.
* How to know if you have had enough tea: Are you sloshing when you walk yet?
* I used to have an iron-clad rule that you NEVER EAT ANYTHING FROM A DOLLAR STORE. However, the big jar of cinnamon sugar I got at the dollar store in South Glens Falls, NY is quite delicious, and the jar of dill pickles was fine too.
